Haha, I could go on forever with this one. Who didn't love the show tonight? Even though we are all chomping at the bit for info on this weekends scandals, I'm glad we got some closure on season 3 issues.
We started off with the last couple days of Punta Cana. Many of you have been asking, what ever happened to that fight footage? You know, where the entire male cast of RHONJ gang beat a NYC police officer? Although Im sure they didn't realize that at the time. I haven't seen any new information on that court case, but I did read that Bravo paid the victims an undisclosed amount of money to settle (some said 25,000 dollars each)and after that, they seemed to disappear. Typical. I have to say the highlight of this vacation and possibly the entire season is when Joe Gorga & Joe Giudice go back to back. When they realize they are the same height, they proceed to try and have a "cock off". Thankfully for us this is put to a stop, but not before Greggy Bennett gets caught looking a bit too excited. I just love that kid.
Teresa and Kathy ignore their argument for the rest of the vacay, and the boys decide to go golfing. Joe Giudice shows us he has s great amount of skill at this particular sport, and as an added bonus we get to see him in a sweaty wife beater. Just a few minutes prior he was wiping his face with his pants... Which we see he has worn quite a bit beforehand. Yuck. Moving on, the girls use this opportunity to do some shopping. What they don't know is that Teresa has decided on behalf of everyone that they are going food shopping so she can do "research" for her new "Latin-Italian fusion cookbook" hmmm.... Well anything to make a quick buck. Speaking of that I recently discovered Teresa promotes a brand of teeth whitening product. Is there anything this woman doesn't use her celebrity for? Its astonishing that she calls Melissa out for using the show to promote her singing career & Kathy her catering business. I just don't know how she can say such things without considering her own business ventures.
Taking one moment to talk about Tre, I have had a few of my followers on twitter get slightly defensive about Teresa lately, and of course the few crazy cult followers of good old Danielle Staub. What I have to say to the Teresa fans is this: she puts herself out there, she signed up for this show to chronicle her life. Not all of it is always going to be positive, especially when she does not act in a positive way all the time. As of late she has been quite negative in my personal opinion. Teresa in seasons 1 & 2 was my ultimate favorite. Anything I say about her now is in direct relation to her recent actions and that is it. People have said to me "you don't know anything about her unless it comes directly from her" are you kidding me! This is a reality show!!!! Celebrities are celebrities because people talk about their lives. If we had to wait for every piece of information to come directly from Teresa herself there would be nothing to talk about, and therefore no show. As for the Danielle worshipers....my question to you is, what is there to worship? Her sordid past? The time she pistol whipped someone? When she had sex in a room adjacent to her daughters where they could clearly hear her? The fact that either one of them could simply type her name into google and watch her get her brains banged out by some stranger in a disgusting amateur porn? The way she manipulates people to get what she wants? The way she is a backstabbing, two faced, lying tramp? She is an amazing role model I have to say. Several people on twitter seem to be brainwashed by her and hang on to her every tweet like it's their lifeline.... I'm assuming these few are very lonely, impressionable people who have borderline personality disorders and are not able to fit into society very well. It's the only reason I can come up with that anyone would go as far as to say they worship her. But I guess some people worship Charles Manson too. There are all kinds of people out there, I would prefer to steer clear of those who idolize Danielle Staub.
Back to the show! So the gang comes back from Punta Cana and Richie hopes Teresa isn't going to sit too close to the cockpit so her voice doesn't cause the pilots to crash the plane. Thankfully they all make it home safe. I agree with Kathy completely when she says she needs a vacation from that vacation.
Fast forward to Melissa's performance. We see her practicing hard up until go time where she is warming up her voice....which none of us really understood because she obviously was lip syncing. I can't say this suprised me, she was doing a pretty energetic dance routine which would pretty much make singing live impossible. I think she did a pretty good job, it's just not the type of song that sounds right without being auto tuned, like so so many songs on the radio today. She can't be singled out, it's just how a lot of music is like it or not. It was pretty funny when Teresa said the only thing On Display was Melissas cleavage. She had to take her first opportunity to throw a dig, it's just Teresa's way. She and Kathy end up having a heart to heart at the end and finally talking out their problems.
I am currently stumped. If all problems have been worked out, what does this leave for next week?? It better be something juicy!
So now I'm sitting here finishing up, catching a few minutes of WWHL in between. Simon mentioned he wanted to give Teresa a good hate pounding...lols. Who doesn't lately. All I have to say is I hope next season the hatred is focused elsewhere. I really, really, really don't want to feel like Tre how I feel about Danielle. She has inevitably become the villain this season and I can't say I like it. Bravo, please cast a few new villains! I wouldn't be opposed to bringing back Danielle if that meant I could stop disliking Tre. It's like being mad at your best friend, just doesn't feel completely right even if she's acting like a complete asshole.
Someone WWHL just asked if Teresa was this years Danielle, see what I mean? Who wants to compare our beloved table flipper to that prostitution whore!?
How sad is it that next week is the season finale!? However, I am DYING to see the reunions go down. I will be truely upset if Jacqueline isn't there... I feel like it won't be half as interesting without her there. Think about this, if she isn't there, who is going to call Teresa out on her BS? I can't see it being half as dramatic if Kathy is dishing it out. Come on Jac, don't leave your fans hanging. Otherwise Kathy might make Teresa type up a contract and sign it, promising not to start anymore drama and explaining what her future goals are. The Wakiles are huge on documentation if you haven't noticed. I promise you Richie made Victoria photoshop his face onto her boyfriends body, sign it and carry it with her everywhere.
Goodnight loves, thanks for tweeting with me tonight! I could barely keep up & I love it! xoxo
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